Friday, May 29, 2020
The 7 dollar SWAT workout.
Tuesday, June 4, 2019
Magical pull-ups
Sunday, June 27, 2010
The ab shoulder thing
I don't know what to call this, other than, "The ab shoulder thing." It's something I did on the playground as a kid to impress the girls. Surprisingly, despite it's awesomeness, it didn't seem to impress the girls all that much. They were probably just acting coy. Yeah, that's it.
Anyway, this is how you do it.
1) Start from the hanging position.
2) Bring your knees up to your chest.
3) Continue upward until your feet are fully extended above your head.
4) Keep on rolling backwards until you can't rotate further.
5) Roll back forward until you are in the hanging position.
6) Lather, rinse, repeat.
Be careful when you do this, cause it puts alot of pressure on your shoulders when you are hanging backwards. It's mostly social pressure, because they don't want to look dumb in front of other shoulders. You know how it is.
But this will never be a concern, cause you read the disclaimer in red and are not going to even attempt this workout. Weiner.
Alright, the song of the day is the, "Immigrant song" by Led Zeppelin.
Hahaha. I tricked you into listening to a crappy soda commercial from the 80's. Man, I'm like the puppet master.
The Superman
I found out. I call this one, "The Superman." Basically, what you do is to start from a hanging position, then slowly start swinging side to side. Pretty much, you see how high you can get and for how long.
This is easily the hardest and most fun workout on the 7 dollar swat workout. I mean, really. Where else on the web can you find ways to swing aroung like a little chimpanzee on crack and still maintain a sense of masculenity?
Enjoy. I should warn, clearing the area of any "launchables" like small children and pets is advisable.
Also, for those fans of Superman and those type A's who like to point things out, I realize that this doesn't look anything like how Superman flies. I realize this and you can, in fact, get bent. I did it on purpose to mess with you. Take that.
O.K. the song of the day is, "Again" by Archive. That song rocks.